Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend didn’t leave much to our imagination a few weeks ago when she splashed onto the WAG scene. Now, Nereida Gallardo has gone all out and destroyed our imagination with her torpedo nipples and bodonkadonk showcasing photoshoot. The Sun uncovered this topless photospread of the 24 year old Spaniard today. They’ve also included a full story with interesting facts and very NSFW pictures after the jump:

• Nereida means “Water-Nymph”, which is remarkably accurate.
• Nerieda “works part-time in a run-down state-owned nursing home, where she earns little more than the minimum wage.” It’s all making sense now.
• Nereida has a “pierced belly-button and tattoo.” But we really don’t need to spell that out now.
• Nerieda “was the beauty queen at a biker event in Majorca last year.” Nice.
• Nereida “drives a Ford Ka, lives with her parents and went to Catholic school.” You know what they say about them Catholic school girls, ey? Ey?!

Those were great, but FC Barcelona need to find a way to exploit this so Cristiano Ronaldo will be distracted throughout tonight’s Champions League game.

Earlier: Cristiano Ronaldo Dating Spanish Model Nereida Gallardo
Ronaldo girl’s great up front [The Sun]
Images [The Sun]