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Poll: Who Is The Creepier Celebrity Dad Between Joe Simpson And Hulk Hogan?
When Hulk Hogan decided to lather his daughter’s ass at the poolside of a posh hotel in LA, we gawked, laughed and squealed a vibrant “WTF?” Immediately we thought of that other creepy dad named Joe Simpson who’ll do anything and say anything to blur the line between filial piety and incest. So we thought to ourselves: who’s creepier: the Hulkster or “my baby’s got the greatest double D’s ever” Joe Simpson?
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The stats and the poll after the jump.
Hulk Hogan
- Who is he? All-American pro wrestling legend
- Daughter: Brooke Hogan is a Singer/Actress/Beach Bum.
- Creepy factor: Caught lathering his daughter’s butt cheeks in broad daylight, at poolside and with his new girlfriend at his side.
Joe Simpson
- Who is he? Ex-Baptist minister turned celebritard manager.
- Daughter(s): Father to (knocked up) Ashley and Jessica “Double D” Simpson.
- Creepy factor: From an October 2004 GQ interview:
“Jessica never tries to be sexy. … She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!”
True dat. Wait, what?
Rock the vote, ya’ll!
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Wow, tough call. They’re both really creepy, but I think Joe gets the nod because he has two girls to creep people out with and the Hulkster just has the one. Talking about your daughter’s sexiness and double D’s is just wrong.
Posted by BT | May 01, 2008
No question: Joe Simpson is the creepiest dad ever.
Posted by Guerro | May 01, 2008
Not even close.
Hulk had a creepy moment. Joe is creepy all day, every day.
Are we sure he doesn’t have other daughters locked up in his basement?
Posted by true | May 01, 2008
Dude, take your pick man. It really doesn’t matter…. with his daughter that age, the Creepster…errr…Hulckster has no bussiness whipin down her bum w/glistening tanning oil. An what’s with Joe Daddy eye fuckin his daughters man?… sounds like that old man from Australia.
“Wutcha gonna doooo, when the Creepsters run wild on you….brutha!!!!”
Posted by RickRoll | May 01, 2008
Hulkster doesn’t have a daughter. He has a very large son.
Posted by Mat | May 01, 2008
@Mat,
Yes.
And this seems to be the norm these days. Look at Billy Ray Cyrus. The guy is totally using his gal’s sexuality, and influencing her every move. Has it always been this way?
Posted by Steve | May 01, 2008
I can imagine a parent putting oil on their daughter and not thinking anything of it. Of course he could be thinking something of it too. It is impossible to really know. Joe on the other hand has left little doubt about how he thinks of Jessica.
Posted by JW | May 01, 2008
Hulkster was trying to save his daughter’s money-making ass from the ravages of melanoma. I can’t think of anything less creepy than that.
Posted by PW | May 01, 2008
Joe Simpson is nothing more than a low class pimp.
Posted by JL | May 02, 2008