The man you see above giving the opposing player the Felix Pie business is Hamburg’s David Jarolim, and he’s been slapped with a four game suspension by the Bundesliga for the above offense. We don’t think four games is enough because of how easy Jarolim twisted Bielefeld midfielder Markus Schuler’s junk. He’s going to need a true deterrent to stop his nut-twisting lust. May we suggest Martin Taylor’s foot?

HSV’s Jarolim handed ban for ‘genital squeeze’ foul [The Local]