TuesdayApril222008

The Presidency Will Be Decided In A WWE Ring

When American prime time television consists of three presidential candidates making cameos on World Wrestling Entertainment and the current commander-in-chief taking some time off banging his “bomb everything” button to make an appearance on “Deal Or No Deal”, you know we’re headed in the right direction. And there’s some elbow-to-the-nose sarcasm.

John McCain, Hilary Clinton and “Bar-Ock” Obama dished out their best “The Rock,” “Stone Cold Steve Austin” and “Hulk Hogan” impressions last night on WWE’s Raw. None were inspiring, but McCain’s “McCainanites” reference was agonizing enough to induce a shirt-tearing tirade. Ha. Get it? Because Hulk Hogan always tore his shirt. Get it?

So much for me wanting to vote
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