Considering we had to juggle a New York University graduation, rain, writing posts and finding our wallet under that pile of clothes we call our closet today, we think we know the kind of juggling Agustin Orion was trying to rock last night. Too his dexterity with a soccer ball is equivalent to that of a three year old tossing the ball back to papa. This is a humiliating highlight; one that could have led to his death if it weren’t for his team saving his ass. You know how many people get shot for almost missing their girlfriend’s graduation own goals? Tons, man. Tons.

When goalkeeper ball-juggling goes bad [The Offside]