ThursdayMay082008

Emo Bicycle Kick Goes Awry

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The intrepid youth of today, always mustering enough courage to tackle the forces of peer-pressure. Take this emo kid on a school playground. He once saw Ronaldinho fly head over heels and nail a volley into the night that sent tens of thousands of fans stretching their arms towards the sky in a fit of jubilation. That fantasy, and most like it, are the only reason kids like this will try and mimic feats of grandeur…on concrete…and in jeans…with funny hair cuts. We’ve done this a handful of times with similar results. Keep on rockin’, brah. Video after the jump.

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He’s obvs. not emo enough. Because if he was on his game, he would’ve learned that you start the kick like the Karate Kid. One leg up, then jump and kick with the other. Gotta give him props for rockin’ the cuernos while in the throes of pain.

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