That’s what they call “breaking his ankles.” Cristiano Ronaldo reached the extraordinary tally of 40 goals in one season when he ripped West Ham United’s defense to shreds. Thankfully for us soccer fans, he’s got two more games to add to that tally, convincing us further he’s one of the greatest soccer players of our generation. He’s so good at this point that he no longer has to use his feet to score. His crotch, as seen in the second goal, is dependable enough. Which could mean many a variety of things to a variety of people.

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