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Happy Birthday, AleJOHNdro De La Cruz!

Hey Machos, we the management don’t often (okay never) drop in on Machochip because, ew, sports. But today is a very special occasion: It’s your Machochip Editor Alex De La Cruz’s birthday! Yes 27 years ago today (aww), he was born into a little Mexican family in the San Fernando Valley of California where they proceeded to alternately ignore and beat the crap out of him until he finally decided to run away to New York to join our rag tag band of pseudo journalists who continue to alternately ignore and beat the crap out of him, but for pay. And being that he is such a treasured member of the Guanabee Media team, we had to take a brief moment to wish him a very happy cumple. Especially because he runs this site so well we never have to worry about it or (God forbid) think about, ew, sports. Felicidades, broder. Tonight, we dance.

Woo-Woo! Here’s to many more birthdays and even more PVs…. :) Happy Bday, Low-Co…

Posted by Alex Ferreyra | May 08, 2008

i’m reluctant to say this but…feliz cumpleanos! sigh…i guess. i generally don’t like people who are still in their 20s. but i guess i can make an exception. you’re almost old enough for me to hang with. ;)
have a stupendiferous birfday! and drink lots o teKILLya.
:)

Posted by Monica | May 08, 2008

Aw! You don’t look a day over five and a half.

Happy birthday! Expect PBR on your shoes later!

Posted by ...dijo Alex | May 08, 2008

Its your birthday! We are going to party like its your birthday! We are going to sip Bacardi like its your birthday! Happy Birthday dude!

Posted by Daniel Mauser | May 08, 2008

Aw shucks, guys. Thanks a bunch. Margaritas and some nopales to the max later. Mmmm.

Posted by Alejandro | May 08, 2008

Felíz Cumpleaños, Chapulín! I sincerely hope you have already started drinking.

Posted by Bosrican | May 08, 2008

Jeppy beerthday, Ale…. May the liquor and revelry be in abundance! I’m expecting to see some really weird shit full of typos being posted in about an hour and a half.

Posted by pocho_guey_al_norte | May 08, 2008

Happy B-day form the SFV! go doyers

Posted by lawrence d. | May 08, 2008