Heads Up: Burger King Bootifies Soccer.

Isn’t it amazing how everything goes with a burger? Mustard, ketchup, lettuce and boobs can all make a Burger King burger better. Isn’t that right, weird advert people who made this? [Break]
NBA referees were being hassled by San Antonio Spurs’ fans who declared that Brent Barry had been fouled at the end of game four of the Western Conference Finals. Just so you know, the NBA agrees that Brent Barry was fouled. Way to call the play correctly a whole 24 hours later. [LA Times]

Now this is an advertisement we love. Is there any chance they could get something out there for the USA national soccer team as well? [The Spoiler]
It was only a matter of time until Roger Clemens turned into “pop-art.” We can’t wait for the sculptures. [Busted Coverage]
Apparently, the Atlanta Braves new all along that Andruw Jones was a has-been. Too bad Ned Colletti is a moron. [FanHous]
So, um, did you know that Kobe Bryant had another extramarital affair? Yeah, shocked the hell out of us too. And he’s still robbin’ the cradle. [Deadspin]
The 2010 MLB All-Star game will be full of rally monkeys. No. We mean. It’s like the Anaheim Angels mascot thingie. Ugh. [Yahoo Sports]