Heads Up: Charles Barkley Pwned By Ernie Johnson

Why this doesn’t happen more often is baffling. We always imagined it would be a great experience to be the king of a teleprompter, submitting inuendo and playing great pranks. Then we discovered blogs. It’s fucking power, man! [College Humor]
Emmanuel Adebayor wants a raise of $160,000 more a week, or he’s leaving Arsenal for good. Could Arsenal survive without him? [Daily Mail]

Ronaldinho’s visit to a clinic last week may be a figment of someone’s imagination. Well, yeah, we kind of sniffed that one out when only one publication we’d never heard of wrote a piece on it. [Goal]
Cleveland residents waited in three hour lines for 23 cent pizza from Papa John’s. That’s fantastic. [Deadspin]
Where would be as a society if the “remix” didn’t exist. Joe Sports Fan snatches a few seconds of your time with this remix of the Cincinnati Reds mascot losing his head. [Joe Sports Fan]