Heads Up: Polish Hooligans Love Flares, Beatings

This was taken from this weekend’s Wisla Krakow vs Legia Warsaw Polish league match. The dudes in the white shirts want to beat up the dudes in the red shirts because that’s what the dudes in the white shirts do. You’ll also witness at the 1:00 mark that creativity is essential for a hooligan. Corner flag poles aren’t just for corner kicks, silly. [YouTube]
Shoe-shiners in New York City would be pissed if they heard some 17 year old spit-shiner in England was rewarded with a $60,000 Mercedes for his hard work. [The Spoiler]

Tony Kornheiser is dead. Wait. Strike that. He accepted a buyout from the Washington Post. But he’ll still be on PTI, right? [Deadspin]
David Beckham and crew lost another friendly in Canada. Hey, as long as they’re climbing the charts in MLS, then who cares. Canadians play with a “health-care free” ball anyway. Commies. /Weeps. [Fox Sports]
How many soccer players go by the name “Pele” in this world? Who knows? But only one can convince you to buy a book “worth” 28K. [Who Ate All The Pies]