Heads Up: Robot Goalie Could Teach English Goalies A Few Skills.

Of course, we can’t think of anyone else but England’s Scott Carson, who allowed two crucial goals to slip by him when England were on the brink of elimination from Euro 2008 against Croatia. If England had this robot, they’d be chanting the hymns of European soccer right about now. [YouTube]
Orlando Magic fans are super clever when it comes to their signs. “Super Whiner.” Oh, Orlando. [With Leather]

This is random, but rapper DMX was given a speeding ticket after he was caught in a 1966 Chevy Nova, with his name on the front windshield, going 114mph. Smooth. [Jalopnik]
Players should really bring back the afro. Remember Kobe Bryant’s mini-afro? That sucker was weird. [Legend Of Cecilio Guante]
Um, something’s wrong with Dwayne Wade. Does the guy even play basketball anymore? Stupid question. Or is it? Ask yourself and type something down below. [Deadspin]
The Olympic torch reached the summit of Mount Everest with no sign of protesters. You know why? They all froze to death! Ooooooh. [FanHous]