Heads Up: Ryan Church! Watch Out!

Ryan Church’s helmet didn’t really cushion a knee to the head. He was carried off the field with a concussion, which is already his second of the year. We’re curious. Does a hit like that count for, or against your batting average. Bwah bwah bwah. [Red Lasso]
Cris Carter confuses Will Leitch as the editor of ALL blogs and threatens to kick his ass because some random blog once called Carter an asshole. Don’t believe us? Go read it. [Sporting Blog]

You just watched (hopefully) a clip we snagged from Red Lasso. Unfortunately, our favorite streaming television snagging tool is getting axed. Fuck the man. [Awful Announcing]
Moscow is really fucking cold right now. Which means soccer players will be wearing funny scarves and designer gloves to keep them warm. [The Spoiler]
We had no idea Kevin Garnett was a Chelsea FC fan. Now we really dislike the dude. [Deuce Of Davenport]