Heads Up: Soccer Players Slapstick Comedy Returns.

Manchester United’s Nani was sent off this weekend for this ridiculous head butt attempt against West Ham’s Lucas Neill. If you’re going to try and get kicked out by deliberately head butting a guy, then you might as well try and draw some blood. Negative points for attempt, but we’ll give a few points for dramatic fall to the ground routine. Waka waka waka. [YouTube]
Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson were filming a movie during a Florida Marlins game. That’s a good way to bring in revenue. [Bugs And Cranks]

Remember this streaker who didn’t take off her clothes? She’s doing a Playboy spread now so everyone can stop whining about why she wasn’t naked. Hurray. [The Offside Rules]
Randy Moss had a really good time at the Kentucky Derby. So good of a time that he managed to try and “saddle” up himself. He ho. [With Leather]
Um, that Lucas Neill guy we mentioned at the top of this list probably deserved the head butt from Nani. Check out the link for picture. [Kickette]