Notorious steroid snitch and regarded bastard Jose Canseco has fallen prey to the endemic known as foreclosure. Have problems selling off your tall tales, are we?

Canseco, 43, one of the most flamboyant U.S. baseball players until his retirement from the major leagues in 2001, told the celebrity TV show “Inside Edition” that it did not make financial sense to keep his 7,300 square-foot (678.2 sq-metro) home in the Los Angeles suburb of Encino. “Inside Edition” said it had foreclosure documents showing Canseco owed a bank more than $2.5 million on the house.

We agree completely. It’s a drag writing checks that bounce every week, due to non-existent sales of a book that is a sequel to the greatest act of treason known to sports. So where did all of his money go?

Canseco said a good portion of the money he earned in his heyday went to pay for his divorces. “I had a couple of divorces that cost me $7 or $8 million,” he said.

Steroids lead to shrunken testicles leads to a few divorces, says our version of connect the puny dots.

Baseball star Canseco loses home to foreclosure [ComCast]
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