What you were missed while you were purchasing your 90% price-reduced Stephon Marbury Fathead.

• Roger Clemens began shagging Mindy McCready when she was 15.
• Bolivian President Evo Morales makes his professional soccer debut with Litoral.
• Ronaldo’s transvestites appear to the world looking like dudes.
• Galaxy coach Ruud Gullit thinks his team functions like an AYSO club.
• Eduardo Najera, the only Mexican in the NBA, is raking is more endorsement money than most pros.
• Ronaldo’s transvestites cost him his girlfriend and maybe his lifetime contract.
• Who’s the creepier celebrity dad: Hulk Hogan or Joe Simpson?
• Roger Clemens was also knockin’ the boots with golfer John Daly’s wife, Paulette Dean Daly.
• Our favorite story of the week: Buzz Bissinger really hates blogs, Will Leitch and the fact his job is in peril.
• Chicago Cubs’ Kosuke Fukudome doesn’t understand what the big deal is with Sports Illustrated.

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Thanks for another great week at the Chip. Remember that Oscar De La Hoya may lose fights this weekend and it will be televised on HBO on Saturday. How much you want to make a bet this fight doesn’t even last three rounds? Rock it in the comments, yo.