Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• MLB 2008: Is that headline a bit blasphemous? Good. We really think Jon Lester’s first left-handed no-hitter in 52 years for Boston is a fantastic feat, but we’re also annoyed because Boston will be talking about this for…months. And not just talking about it, but rubbing it in your face like a rag with formaldehyde. Boston 7, Royals 0. [Guardian]
• NBA Playoffs: New Orleans fails to advance and shake up the Western Conference Finals. Instead, we’re going to see Old V New, while enduring endless chatter about the Spurs and Lakers rivalry. Something fresh would have been nice. San Antonio 91, New Orleans 82. [Bloomberg]
• MLB 2008: Mike DeWitt “To It” gets it done for the Dodgers in the ninth with an RBI single to beat the Reds, 6-5. Too bad it’s May and the turbulence will start again. [Mercury News]

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