We’re guaranteeing that every man that reads this site has somehow drifted into girl-on-girl-lala land where girls ride unicorns, lip-locked in a seductive-glee and everything happens in super slow motion because of the above headline. MTV “Shot At Love II” contestant (reality person? what do you call these people?) Sirbrina Guerrero was accosted by Seattle Mariners’ security because she was “making-out” with her probably/most likely dude looking girlfriend.

Sirbrina Guerrero says she only gave her date a peck, but a mother sitting with her son complained to security and, as a result, they were told to stop or leave. “And he (the security guard) goes ‘there’s a lady whose son says he saw you guys making out, and I did, too. And you have to stop.’ And I said ‘well, we weren’t making out, but we were kissing and I’m not going to stop,’” said Guerrero.

The son was obviously prepubescent because any teenager would have been drooling all over themselves and transfixed with overwhelming joy. Unfortunately for Guerrero, the hassle didn’t end there.

“(The security guard said) the mom doesn’t want to explain to the kids why two girls are kissing. So I said ‘well, I’m not going to stop, so you’ll have to kick me out. So he said ‘so I suggest you leave then,”’ she said. Safeco Field officials refused to comment on the incident. However, officials did send KOMO News a copy of the field’s code of conduct which states “displays of affection are not appropriate in a public family setting.”

If that’s the case, then we assume Safeco Field doesn’t have a Kiss Cam. Bummer.

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