





Our Memorial Day weekend was interrupted by an overzealous Spaniard dropping an email yesterday wanting to sell off NSFW pictures of Nereida Gallardo—Cristiano Ronaldo’s newest girlfriend—and friends showing titty while striking sensuous poses in a Palma de Mallorca club bathroom. He asked for $16,000, but we said “Whadda wut, foo?” And blew him off, but not before we snagged some “previews.” We’re not sure exactly when these were taken, but there’s no doubt it’s our lovely, Spanish vixen.
Considering you can make out some nipple in these “preview” pictures—and we know you guys LOVE zee nipple —we thought these were substantial enough to embrace your attention a tittle. Yup, even before News Of The World, or The Sun pays for them, Machochip was first in showing you Nereida swapping spit with a breastified amiga. No. Really. Our gallery will probably be way better than those stupid slideshows The Sun makes you click through. Nereida Gallardo, in a Spanish discoteque, after the jump. (NSFW)


What an ugly girls! F**k !!! I would’t even look at them on this party. If you want to see perfect club girls come to Cracow ;]
Posted by Kuba | May 28, 2008
neno presto koncefieto alaba cero
Posted by camilla | May 28, 2008
Empty like a Tam-Tam in da jungle…
Posted by ole! | May 28, 2008
Or come to Lublin.
Posted by mat | May 28, 2008
lol u nas w Płocku są ładniejsze ;]
Posted by Rychu | May 28, 2008
tak, panowie z linku z wyborczej rządzą w komentach :D
Posted by mike | May 28, 2008
ile tych zdjec.. nie wiem, czy mi czasu wystarczy na ogladanie
Posted by gm | May 28, 2008
beautiful girls :)
Posted by wettersms | May 28, 2008
ciekawe co na to krystyna, moze tez zaraz zostawi jakis comment :P
Posted by mac | May 28, 2008
oh fuck! U bitch
Posted by Cristiano | May 28, 2008
Come on Ron,, you going to be with this type of girl?? u deserve a clean girl that is going to be of yourself only,, and not a girl that she’s boring of going with alot of other guys and you will be after them lick there dirtys!! you deserve really better honestly
Posted by Amy | May 28, 2008
PATETICO
Posted by ramon | May 28, 2008
You’re A Beatch Nereida Ronaldo Doesn’t Love You I Know Realy I’m Telling You Believe Me And No Body Likes You
Posted by crislover | May 28, 2008
yes in cracow I saw awesome girls..thats true :)
Posted by kiko | June 06, 2008
they are hoes ugly stanky hoes
Posted by LauRen | June 15, 2008
what a hoe.
is that the kind of person he wants to associate himself with?
then he’s more stupid than i thought
Posted by Anonymous | June 21, 2008
maknyuss
Posted by fij | June 22, 2008
no no ^^ Nereida jest śliczną babką ;) pewnie sporo facetów zazdrości Crisowi takiej dupy xD a ile lasek zazdrości Neri jej wyglądu… ah xD nie żebym wolała kobiety, ale tak jak ona wyglądać to marzenie ^^
Posted by Karina | June 27, 2008