While we feel the music should have erred on the side of “Yakkity Sax” in honor of Benny Hill, we can’t hate on this video of two scantily clad ladies (or as they call them in Italy, “women”) interrupting the Italian soccer team from their practice.

And a couple of words to the fascist hauling the first bikini girl off the pitch like she was some Unibomber—lay off the merchandise… and to the second girl—what’s up with the pants? As a wise poetess once said, “What you gon’ do with all that ass? All that ass inside them jeans?” Let us know!

Semi-safe video after the jump.

Naked Girls Distract Italian Footballers` Training [Javno]