Ever wonder what Rafael Nadal’s dopplegangers might look like if made from clay? Well this really freakin’ odd KIA ad illustrates that they’d be little head-banded shrieking grunts. Also, they’d be sodomized for the good of mankind like the little servants that they are. And an alien would explode and be eliminated from tennis courts around the world because they took one for the team. Then, Rafael Nadal would radically transform into a KIA and drive off a soccer pitch where a camera would then hone in on his derriere and the words “Proceed” would leave us wondering if this was some sort of add directed to sodomy in general. Maybe KIA is trying to tell it’s customers to take it up the kazoo. The ad after the jump.

Rafael Nadal vs. Alien in strange Kia ad [Lunatica Desnuda]