We can’t believe we forgot about this stinkin’ post after talking about it for an hour yesterday. We were so enraged by it, not for it’s sanctimonious theme, but because we weren’t baptized at fucking Dodgers Stadium, a.k.a. Chavez Ravine, a.k.a. where we choked on our first effin’ hot dog! You know what else we realized? Fernando Valenzuela was at his prime in 1981. Coincidentally, that’s the year we were born. Which means he could have been our padrino (Godfather). Fernando Valenzuela could have been our padrino, mom! Whatever. We’re not even religious anymore unless worshiping sports is a religion. Baby baptizing video at Fenway after the jump.

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