We’re going to beat this Ronaldo/Transvestite story like a trance-inducing drum because a) it’s dramatic b) jelloo, it’s Ronaldo and hookers with wangs and c) this story doesn’t want to die. Ronaldo’s vehemently denied there was any sexual intercourse with the transvestites he inadvertently hired to knock his boots, but he wants everyone to now that he’s also a stout heterosexual, do it-to it with chicky babies only, and stuff.

“My contract with Milan ends in June, after that, I am able to talk with whoever I want regarding my future,” Ronaldo told Brazilian television.

“I already have a plan more or less laid out, and that is my dream to move to Flamengo, I know that the doors there will always be open for me.

“As for what happened, I did not have any sexual dealings with those people, I must stress that I am not gay.

“When I told my girlfriend, she started to shout, scream and swear at me, I think she’ll find it hard to forgive me.”

When you told her you weren’t gay she started to shout? Or did she scream when you told her you’d hired three peni to satisfy you? We’re confused.

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