Ronaldo is trying to hide his sausage-fest for good. In an interview with Brazilian publication O Globo, Ronaldo attests that he was wrong in picking up transvestites. But, he also wants you to know he tried everything in his power to alleviate the situation before it leaked to the press. We totally believe you, brah.

“I’ve cried a lot,” he said.

“It’s an unbelievable embarrassment and an incredible disappointment.

“It was a big mistake in my personal life. We all make mistakes and I’ve made a big one.”

Ronaldo is also hoping the ongoing police investigation will reveal the truth about what happened.

Hey, we know you didn’t get your shag on so it’s cool. Also, soccer layers and hookers are like power and greed: linked fo’ life. Yet, Ronaldo tries to explain what happened.

“When I got to the place, I realised he was a transvestite and tried to put an end to all that, so I could go back home,” he continued.

“I was not able to regret having made that choice because then the extortion started.

“It was a stupid act by myself. I am completely honest. I don’t care what she (Albertini) says. The whole world talked about my mistake, but thank God the police are investigating and everything will be proved soon.”

Is there something we’re not being told here? Was there something else that happened? You know what? We just ate and our stomachs just can’t handle images of Ronaldo’s shlong love with trannies…woops.

Transvestite scandal was the worst decision of my life, says Brazil striker Ronaldo [Daily Mail]
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