ThursdayMay012008

Ronaldo's Tranvestite Stratagem: "I'm The Victim, Please Don't Cut Off My Allowance."

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Ronaldo is in complete denial. Yesterday we reported that he was on the verge of losing his lifetime contract with Vietnamese sweatshop entrepreneur Nike because of that transvestite thing. Pained with the reality that he might be homeless and on the streets himself, Ronaldo has drafted his agent to be his PR guy and, well, he’s really putting quite a spin on things. Regarding his client’s situation, Fabiano Farah (Ronaldo’s agent) stated:

“What happened is not a legal matter,” he said. “Decisions of this nature [the rescinding of contractual agreements] are not within the remit of those who have legal contracts with Ronaldo.
“His contractual agreements do not provide scope for that sort of decision, and could only be rendered null and void if Ronaldo were found guilty of something. “But he has committed no crime, and has broken no law.
On the contrary, he is the victim in this case.”

He’s got a point. Kobe Bryant’s image was tarnished after rape allegations, but all he had to do was change his jersey number and presto: no more rape allegations. This means your #9 Ronaldo jersey will be a collector’s item soon, so don’t burn it quite yet.

Earlier: Ronaldo And Transvestites
Ronaldo: Transvestite Won’t Cost Me My Sponsor [Goal]
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