Sheyla Hershey is a 28 year old from Houston, Texas who has broken the “Brazilian version” of the Guinness World Book Of Records for biggest breasts in the world. Keep in mind, the Guinness Book doesn’t merit her boobies the biggest. That title is still held by A-Rod. Ooooohh.

Sheyla Hershey, 28, has undergone surgery eight times to accommodate her FFF implants, which is equal to two quarts of silicone in each breast.

Doctors say her biggest medical risks are scar tissue around implants that large, as well as shoulder and back pain.

Hershey said she gets frustrated when people laugh at her. She says this is her dream and she wished people would be move accepting.

“I want to look better each day, every day. Everybody’s got a dream inside, you know? And, it’s good when you can make your dream come true,” Hershey said.

We’re caught in quite the conundrum because our commentary is inspired by ogling at her massive, watermelon-sized gozungas. But here ya go. We think she’s nuts. Having breasts that fake and that big isn’t attractive to anyone except King Kong. The regular Joe likes him some natural gozungas, and definitely nothing he could find three day old cleavage cheese in. Yeah. We went there because you could hide a submarine between those suckers and get lost yourself if you weren’t careful. Fine. [Insert Jimmy Hoffa joke here.] Anyway, we like proportion. Sometimes you just don’t need a triple cheeseburger, ya know?