We don’t know what the hell is going on with offseason football news, but we sure as hell are going to be keeping tabs on who Tony Romo’s potentially shagging. With rumors morphing into cold, hard facts about Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo’s relationship, that she/he devil of fodder dumper Perez Hilton provided some photos of Romo eye-fucking some blond at a Chicago bar/club/large urinal. Though we presume she’s ditzy and busty, she’s not Jessica Simpson. And though this photo allows for nothing greater than speculation, let’s all imagine that Romo took her to his hotel room and…they played spades all night while sipping Port and smoking cigars.

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Image [Perez Hilton]