When you’ve reached the pearly gates of baseball fan heaven, do you want to explain why you killed a 29 year old rival fan because you were being teased? No. Because it’s silly. And no one really gets that angry outside of Daniel Day-Lewis. No one. Unless you’re Ivonne Hernandez from New Hampshire. She’s a devout Yankees fan who doesn’t enjoy being teased about being a Yankees fan, especially by Boston Red Sox fans. It’s too late to declare a warning because the woman went fucking berserk this weekend in New Hampshire and decided to kill people instead of, well, acting rationally.

After a Red Sox-Yankees argument spilled outside a bar, a Yankee fan aimed her car at a group of people to scare them and didn’t brake, hitting and killing a man, authorities and witnesses said.

Hernandez, 43, was speeding early Friday toward a small group that included the man, Matthew Beaudoin, 29, and never hit her brakes, a prosecutor said Monday.

“She accelerated at a high speed for about 200 feet. She went directly at this group of people,” prosecutor Susan Morrell said. “She indicated to police that she wanted to scare this group of people. She thought they would get out of the way.”

Beaudoin died of massive head trauma at a hospital, Morrell said.

Booze+Rivalry=Death. We’re guessing Ivonne will never see the light of day again.

Baseball rivalry led to death [Chicago Tribune, via Deadspin]
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