Our chola sister at Guanabee turned us onto some story earlier today about Alex Rodriguez reportedly mingling with Madonna’s torpedo bras. That is, they might be having an affair. We don’t keep tabs on Madonna but it turns out...

If we could rewrite the Top Ten Most Fashionable Sports Playas post again, we’d definitely add Ana Ivanovic to the list. Not only is she making loads of money through endorsements, but she also couples extraordinary athletic ability with...

Manny Ramirez has looted Shawn Chacon’s playbook of crazy. In the most recent episode of “Manny being Manny,” Ramirez wasn’t being the silly cuddly bear that we’re all accustomed to. Instead, Manny allows evil spirits known as “a Latino...

Like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s drooping chest, the video above was bound to happen. Obviously some obsessive Phoenix Suns loving dad thought it would be a brilliant idea to videotape his kids singing the lyrics to Shaquille O’Neal’s infamous freestyle rap...

The video game that made singing off key cool again is back. Rock Band II will hit the Xbox 360 in September. Harmonix (the developer), MTV Games (the publisher) and EA (the distributor) all eagerly await your hard-earned money....

Back in May, we wrote about FFF breasted Sheyla Hershey (link to gallery) and her monstrous gozangas that we were a bit grossed out by. As of today, word on the street discloses that Ms. Hershey, a 28 year...

David Beckham and the Galaxy went heads up with D.C. United yesterday and lost miserably. Only consolation for them is knowing that David Beckham’s kicks still have enough to knock the daylights out of an opposing player. New stratagem,...

After two years of fighting with U.S. Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) to validate himself and get his 2006 Tour De France trophy back, Floyd Landis has finally crapped out. The Court of Arbitration for Sport (where is that, The Hague?)...

Non-camera buffs, this oddball device is actually a digital camera, and a pricey one at that at around $330. If it looks familiar, that’s because it’s a replica of the old school Rolleiflex, a German camera that was ahead...

Obviously, Cristiano Ronaldo is as flummoxed by the inflatable deer toy as we are. Yes, there are more and more pictures of him and Nereida floating around the internets, looking tanned and soft-pornish, but isn’t Cristiano straddling a floatie...

David Diaz lasted an impressive nine rounds against blistering puncher Manny Pacquiao on Saturday, but went down a la face plant to the canvas after a fierce left hook left him seeing stars. We displayed a picture this morning...

The sole goal from the Euro final between Germany and Spain was a demonstration in perseverance and pwnership by Spain’s Fernando Torres. Pay attention to the moment Philip Lahm realizes he’s being overtaken by a bolt of lightning. Priceless...

We’re always particular to slightly pudgy athletes that defy the odds. We realize most of them play baseball because there’s really no other sport an athlete isn’t canned for being a fatass. Take Manny Ramirez for example. He’s hardly...

During last week’s Madden 09 launch party, past Madden cover boys shed their wheelchairs and braved steps to get up in front of the crowd and share their wildest Madden betting stories. Included on the panel were Daunte Culpepper,...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Boxing: Don’t pay attention to all of that blood glistening off David Diaz’s face. It’s only tomato sauce from his pre-fight burrito. He smeared it on his mascara to help with swelling. Diaz...

We once told you that half of European men told pollsters that an important game of soccer would totally override a comely lass giving up the… lovin’. Well, Spanish men kept up that train of thinkin’ this past week...

Spanish blabber-mouth and universally declared racist Luis Aragones and his boys have conquered their Euro tournament demons by implementing a textbook strategy of passing to the guy that’s open and cutting down the field, and stifling the German offense...

Lance Armstrong bicycling career is revered across the world (except in France). He conquered the Tour de France for seven consecutive years, survived cancer and endured a stint as Sheryl Crow’s stand up bass. Heh. Shut up. He also...

What you missed while marveling at Saudi Arabia’s future culture center. If you’re going to rob Pele, rob him outside of Brazil, please. Soccer players are really getting out of hand. Rarr! Shaquille O’Neal asks Kobe how his ass...

Trying to look as diesel as Cristiano Ronaldo may just have gotten easier. 24 Hour Fitness, the company behind Gold’s Gym in the U.S., has just said it will outfit some of its gyms with the new Nike+iPod system....

We kid, numbskulls. That angle is Splash News’ fault and we’re too lazy to change it. Also, at first glance we thought Cristiano’s ass was really white. But then we realized it was his board shorts. Nereida Gallardo was...

Of all the getting hit by a car on your wedding sort of luck to hit us today, we’ve come back from a luncheon with the jefe to find that number one ranked women’s tennis hottie player, Ana Ivanovic,...

This may chip away at our machista factor, but we’ve never ridden a motorcycle. The allure of streaming down a highway, blinded by an enormous skull-savior, with bugs crashing into our heads has never been appealing. The death from...

Hey, it’s Friday. We’re blogging from a cafe on a street overrun by foliage glistening in the sun. We just found this picture of Cristiano Ronaldo photoshopped alongside a bottle of Icelandic Soccerade and it made us laugh. Apparently...

Following European soccer trends, Argentina’s data crunchers have established that men are more engrossed by the play-by-play of Juan Roman Riquelme’s moves on the pitch than the slinky lingerie their wife may be wearing at home. A new study...

Apparently, Cristiano Ronaldo and Nereida Gallardo don’t believe in staycations. The star and his girlfriend are still on the beaches of Italy, and it seems like he’s been there as long as the Allies were during World War II....

It would be easy for us to grunt, pound our chest and howl at the moon when confronted with a video consisting of gals in bras, giggly and, er, showing off their tatas to other girls. But, when it...

Could Sony be working on a PSP cellphone? It’s the rumor that refuses to die, and there’s new info today that has us thinking it just might happen. Anonymous sources—remember, they brought down Nixon—say the PSP cellphone won’t be...

Russia’s defense was paltry at best and non-existent at worst. Unlike the Germans and Turks providing us with exciting soccer (even though we missed half of it due to a blackout), the Russians denied us an encore of their...

During our visit the Shea Stadium the other day to see the Mets get shellacked by the Mariners, the one genuinely exciting thing we saw was the confrontation between manager Jerry Manuel and home plate ump Brian Runge. Even...

Andrei Arshavin made himself quite a bit of cash during this past Euro 2008. Sure his Russian squad got bounced yesterday by the Spaniards, but his amazing showing during the tournament had everyone all but writing his ticket to...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Euro 2008: Goals from Xavi (50), Daniel Guiza (73) and David Silva (82) put the game far, far away from the Russians who had multiple breaks in attack, but few chances to score....

It’s Thursday and we’re hitting the cantinas in D.F. for the rest of the night. The big boss man is visiting us in chilanglandia tomorrow and we’ve gotta get all chingon so he doesn’t think we’re slacking. (Hi Daniel.)...

There’s a sport’s award show hittin’ the award’s scene this summer brought to you by Tecate and Univision. Tecate Premios Deportes is scheduled to air July 20th, with a taping on the 14th in Pasadena’s Civic Auditorium, and it’s...

The New York Times’ David Pogue is to tech reviews as John Madden is to play-by-play commentary. Both are legends, and both can be a little wacky at times. (Seriously, check some of Pogues’ videos. The man has no...

Lorena Ochoa is bidding to win her first US Open championship this weekend but she’s already pinned up against some stiff competition from a Colombian amateur named Maria Jose Uribe. Golf For Women’s editor believes she’s bascially getting spanked....

Awful Announcing (via die FanHous) has a great picture of Ayhan Akman’s staple-session on his head wound during Turkey’s semifinal game yesterday. For anyone whose ever doubted soccer players are a determined bunch, then watch this video after the...

A fan stormed onto the field during the Euro 2008 semis yesterday and we missed it all because cameras were pointed at the fan zone. Looks like the guy was laid out real good, too. [YouTube] There’s a possibility...

People throughout the world yesterday (including our Mexico City bureau chief) needed to double up their blood pressure meds when the feed for the Germany/Turkey match went out for about fifteen minutes. And it’s not like it went blank...

In a stunning upset, Maria Sharapova and her novel, white tuxedo shirts will be no more at Wimbledon. Sharapova struggled early and saw a 154th ranked player by the name of Alla Kudryavtseva beat her silly 6-2 and 6-4....

If Latrell Sprewell taught us anything about player/manager fights, it’s that violence against coaches never ends well. At all. Now, we have Shawn Chacon to add to the list of dumbasses that ended their own careers prematurely. After being...

Not that the Russian national soccer team needs help securing the ladies (especially the soon to be very wealthy at Chelsea Andrei Arshavin), but wealthy socialite Pyotr Listerman has made an offer to Arshavin. For every goal a team...

GM-owned Vauxhall will introduce sign-reading cameras in its new Insignia cars next year. The windscreen-mounted camera takes photos at 30 frames per second (30 photos a second, in plain English), and can read speed limit signs from as much...

Of course really cool shit happens two weeks after we depart from NYC to Mexico City for the next two years. We did live about four blocks away from Sara D. Roosevelt Park—right down the street from Whole Foods...

We thought this goal was a replay when we initially saw it because the “power” had just returned and the sportscasters were surprised that Turkey had equalized. We’re profiling it here because we think it’s still quite a feat...

Oscar De La Hoya’s had quite the wild ride over the past year, going from alleged transvestite (although we never believed it… really) to now being boxing’s Great Brown Hope. It’s no secret that professional boxing is getting beat...

So Wimbledon has come under fire lately, and it’s not for letting Maria Sharapova dress like a ball-boy. It turns out the hawks that keep pigeons from watching the matches without paying swooping down and interrupting the matches haven’t...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Euro 2008: First, let’s give a round of applause to a Turkish squad that proved they weren’t a hoax. Their 3-2 loss to Germany was due to a horrendous lapse in defending in...

Workers at the Eagle Trace Golf Course cited “mistiming” as the reason why strippers for Shotgun Willie’s Charity Golf Tournament rolled up in limos while children from the Gold Crown Junior Golf Association—a golf club comprised of 7-12 year...

Update on the Update: Philip Lahm slices through the defense, captures a perfect feed and bullets a shot past Turkey’s goalkeeper. 3-2 Germany! Update: Semih Senturk just equalized with a superb tuck that went right by the hands of...