Boston Red Sox slugger David Ortiz became a United States citizen today and it’s now his civic duty to vote in the 2008 election. Yet, we learned from his wife that he’s hardly lent a minute to thinking about one of the most anticipated political races in the history of the United States. We think he’s just shy. Or maybe he doesn’t get CSPAN. Whatever the case, we figured you guys could help Big Papi out buy voting on which candidate he is most likely to vote for this fall: McCain “The Mundane” or Obama “The Guy Whose Got A Name That Resembles Osama?” Rock the vote after the jump.

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