Following European soccer trends, Argentina’s data crunchers have established that men are more engrossed by the play-by-play of Juan Roman Riquelme’s moves on the pitch than the slinky lingerie their wife may be wearing at home. A new study conducted by Argentina’s, um, people that study whether soccer is more important than sex, have compiled stats that say 44% of Argentine men are soccer fanatics, 60% never (eva eva eva!) miss a soccer match and men discuss soccer three times more than they discuss women. Which is odd because there’s no mention of beef. Don’t all Argentines talk about beef?

So why reduce your options to soccer? Frankly, women are simply too complicated a subject for the common Argentine man.

“It is too complicated to speak about women.” The reason? “With women, it’s difficult to assess who has the better women, but it’s easier to discuss who has a better team.”

Eureka! And it’s so true. It’s like, everyone knows whose a better striker between Lionel Messi and Diego Milito, but Rodrigo can’t tell Herman his wife’s ass has been sagging more and more as of late, and she should step it up at the gym. Oof!

Los argentinos hablan más de fútbol que de mujeres [Terra]
Image [Sport 24]