Like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s drooping chest, the video above was bound to happen. Obviously some obsessive Phoenix Suns loving dad thought it would be a brilliant idea to videotape his kids singing the lyrics to Shaquille O’Neal’s infamous freestyle rap from a week ago. Why, oh lord of the 34FFF boob, why?

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Video [YouTube, via Deadspin]