The Beijing Olympics are days away and there are still numerous details that China is trying to get under control before raving mad nationalists from all across the world converge on their cities, waving their flags and… using their toilets. How can you guarantee a few hundred thousand foreigners that their behinds will be pleasantly treated during their stay in China? Dispatch 8,000 scrubbing, Mr. Clean touting toilet officers to all densely populated bathroom stalls, yo.

Beijing has dispatched 8,000 personnel for a mass toilet maintenance staff, and each will be responsible for a specific restroom in the city during the Olympics.

Reuters reports that the staff is trained in hygiene standards, knowledge of the Olympics and basic English expressions.

There will be selective inspections every week and the results of how well each toilet was cleaned will be posted on the Municipal Utilities Administration Commission Web site, according to the Xinhua news agency.

Good luck to the sap that has to clean up after German guy eats raw “Chicken without sexual life.” Go ahead and play that visual for a bit.

Beijing enlists Olympic size toilet army [NY Daily News]
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