Workers at the Eagle Trace Golf Course cited “mistiming” as the reason why strippers for Shotgun Willie’s Charity Golf Tournament rolled up in limos while children from the Gold Crown Junior Golf Association—a golf club comprised of 7-12 year olds—were still at the course. The ladies were supposed to caddie for men who, we guess, own shotguns? Whateva. Children were mesmerized by the fact that girls were only wearing underwear and men were chasing them around with water guns. A mother’s eyewitness account goes like this:

“When I walked into the club house to look for my girls, I saw a woman straddling a male at a dining table,” said a mother who picked up her two children at the golf club.

The woman, who asked not to be identified, contacted 9NEWS after the story was first reported. She says she felt Eagle Trace Golf Club was trying to minimize what happened.

She says her children had quite a few questions on the ride home. “‘Mom, why is she only wearing underwear?’” she recalled. “‘Mom, why are the girls wearing white and why do the men have water guns?”

It couldn’t have been that bad, right? Evelyn Koch, the golf course manager explains:

“I cannot tell you the girls didn’t flash out there,” Koch said. “But it wasn’t a free-for-all.”

“There was nothing inappropriate going on around the clubhouse when the kids were around,” said golf instructor Dustin Moser, who said the racier action took place later. “There was a handful of girls that got a little out of control.”

Moser admitted several dancers were scolded for “top-dropping.”

It’s a shame it wasn’t a “free-for-all.” At our last Machochip party, we totally had a free-for-all and believe you us when we say free-for-all is the way to go with stripper parties. It’s cheaper.

Mulligan! Kids golf tourney overlaps with strip club’s event [9news, via FanHous]
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