Cristiano Ronaldo’s life revolves around beautiful (naked) women, a lifetime defying amount of money and tons of attention. You’d think that some sort of caution would reign supreme in his life, but alas, that’s not the case. When Cristiano wants to be a moron, he’ll be a moron. Evidently, we see here that Cristiano hasn’t disclosed he has the pain threshold of, well, someone who faints during sex. Ronaldo was caught on tape rolling around the pitch during Portugal’s clash against Germany this weekend after an accidental collision with a German player. This is what you’re looking for, Real Madrid? If that’s the case, then why in the world did you allow Antonio Cassano to leave? Video of Cristiano rolling around on the pitch after the jump.

Cristiano Ronaldo is tough [With Leather]