Spanish blabber-mouth and universally declared racist Luis Aragones and his boys have conquered their Euro tournament demons by implementing a textbook strategy of passing to the guy that’s open and cutting down the field, and stifling the German offense by getting in the way of their passes. Yeah, it was that simple and brilliant.

Fernando “El Niño” Torres made Philip Lahm look like the dorky kid getting pushed off the teeter-totter by gaining position after he was beat, flicking a shot over Jens Lehmann’s reach, resulting in the only goal of the game.

Two things: today marks the day that Euro 2008 Girls will probably go offline and we can kiss afternoon micheladas and Euro matches goodbye. Lame!

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