Everyone always boasts about what they’d trade in exchange for a chance to watch their favorite team play in a championship game. Some say they’d trade their favorite car, or their kids, or maybe even their left nut. It’s merely hyperbole for, “Hey. I really like my fucking team, ok.” We’ve been guilty of embellishing like that in the past. But would you really go so far as to trade in your kids? Or chop off your left nut? Of course, not. But one guy decided putting up an ad on Craigslist and basically propositioning his wife for Boston Celtics/Los Angeles Lakers finals tickets is fair game.

trade 1 night with my wife shes 5-4 105 brown hair eyes great body tanned toned very pretty girl 1 night all safe and normal stuff dinner movie drinks no drugs or crazy requests serious replies only must reply with a picture to be considered please normal guys only

Don’t you think Kobe would be able to ask for an extra set of tickets from Mick Kupchak? Or, he could just ask Jack Nicholson.

trade my hot wife for 2 celts tickets! [Craigslist, via Slam]
Image [Basketball Forum]