Heads Up: Boston Fan Turns Conquistador In China.

Boston Red Sox are really passionate about their time. They’re also blatantly annoying and can be explicitly held accountable for international relations travesties. Just don’t do this in Spain or Argentina, k? [Deadspin]
Paul Gasciogne may be a psychotic has-been with a miserable haircut, but he managed to spawn a very attractive, pole-humping daughter. It’s the circle of life. [With Leather]

Sol Campbell is rockin’ the Kung-Fu look somewhere along the French Riviera. Actually, he may be wearing a sumo wrestlers pants. The jury’s still out on that one. [Kickette]
Some guy named Chris Waddle believes Fabio Capello’s best option for England is to ax Frank Lampard. And by ax we mean he thinks Frank Lampard is good at passing. [The Spoiler]
Catcher goes down. Trainer says, “What do we got here, catcher?” Catcher says, “Nut shot.” Trainer says, “Alright. I brought a towel.” Catcher says, “Thanks. Can you help me stretch them out?” Network cuts to commercial. [Fan IQ]
Top seeded Maria Sharapova is grunted out of the French Open. We care about the sport…because she’s hot, ya know? [NY Times]
Guess who is back to managing a professional soccer team? [BBC]