Heads Up: Do Lacrosse Cheerleaders Have Health Insurance?

You’ve gotta give credit to the cheerleader for turning her back to the ball. If she was looking the other way, then we might have witnessed a different video. For one, she’d probably be on the ground unconscious but instead she’ll be peeing blood for the next few days with a Lacrosse rabbit shot. It’s better than broken teeth and a concussion. [Deadspin]
Cristiano Ronaldo will undergo immediate surgery on his right foot after Portugal were knocked out of Euro 2008. He wants to take this moment to state that it would be “great” if he could move to Real Madrid but, you know, he pledges his allegiance to Manchester. Sheesh. [IHT]

Speaking of Portugal’s exit, there are some serious similarities between Portugal’s dismal exit and the Los Angeles Lakers’ exit from the NBA Finals. Only thing, Deco is no Lamar Odom…at all. Ever. [Signal To Noise]
Salma Hayek is still hotter than ever and she’s really proud of ~~having big boobs~~ ~~being a hottie~~ being a Latina. [Guanabee]
We’re Nalgene junkies, but once we found out the plastic was poisonous, we decided to ditch them. Here’s our next replacement. It’s a high-tech water bottle that you can screw on and off with one hand. Neaaaat. [Uncrate]
This is what English national soccer players look like during their off-season. [The Spoiler]