Heads Up: It's Wise To Take The Day Off From Work When You're Burned To Death.
Now listen carefully folks, you’re entitled to a day if you’re sick. You’re guaranteed a few months off if you’re pregnant. If you’re dead and found burned in a forest after celebrating your birthday, well you have to be back at work the next day. Nice reporting, dude. [Break]
The Spoiler’s got the haps on all of England’s WAG’s hitting the beaches with their currently sidelined husbands. The photos speaks for themselves. [The Spoiler]
ESPN’s new marketing team has their eye on you. Beware. [Awful Announcing]
We could care less about John Terry and his career, but his wife Toni is a lovely human being who should be admired daily. [Kickette]
How dare people write about Gisele Bundchen is it has absolutely nothing to do with her body? Sheesh, man. Give us a bathing suit shot or something. He ho. [Guanabee]