Heads Up: In Spain, You Have To Dance To Earn Your Hummer

Irish bookmaker Paddy Power is going to give the first Spaniard to score against the Swiss tomorrow a Hummer SUV—but only if they do the ‘Chiki-Chiki’ dance right after it. With gas prices like $9 a gallon over there, they’d have to give us a lot more than that to make us dance like a twit. [The Spoiler]
Kobe endorsing drinking your sorrows away? All right, everyone, sing it with me: 99 bottle of bricks on the wall, 99 bottles of briiiicks… you pass a shot down, you don’t get a rebound, 98 bottles of bricks on the wall… [Deadspin]

Why is Adriana Lima still going out with Marko Jaric? Yeah, he’s an NBA baller, but still… he played for the Clippers. We thought that kind of stink was immediate supermodel repellent. [With Leather]
A government snitch said that Mike Tyson put up hit money to kill a bunch of gangsters suspected of killing his bodyguard in 2000. Their names are classified, but word on the street is that the crew consisted of G. Joe, B. Bull and a D. Flamenco. [Sporting News]
The coach of the Euro 08 Swiss team’s wife woke up from a coma just in time… to hear that his team lost 2-1 to Turkey. That’s going to be tense reunion. [Javno]