Heads Up: Motorcycle Riding Lessons Exist For A Reason.

This may chip away at our machista factor, but we’ve never ridden a motorcycle. The allure of streaming down a highway, blinded by an enormous skull-savior, with bugs crashing into our heads has never been appealing. The death from crash ratio is also a reason why we’ll stick to our tricycles. If we ever get on bike, we envision our initial try to go something like the above video. /Shudders. [Break]
It’s Deadspin editor Will Leitch’s last day on the job and he’s managed to siphon some words out of his bestest friend in the whole wide world, Buzz Bissinger. Take it away, gents. [Deadspin]

Someone actually conspired to frame Formula One prez Max Mosley. For two months, people that really didn’t like him contrived a plan filled with Nazis, girls and an orgy. We’d kill for that imagination. [Times]
Why doesn’t ESPN have reporters at the game when the power goes out. We still hear audio. Which means people could still report on the game. You know, like the radio does it. Jesus. [Awful Announcing]
Our homeboys at The Spoiler asked their readers to vote on whether Nereida Gallardo was “hot or not.” Go check out the results. [The Spoiler]