Heads Up: Rally Car Drivers Don't Care About What They Hit.

Racing car driver Jordi Serón had this to say about the crash above: “I am not worried about what happened,” he said later. “Things like this often happen in this sport. I have nothing else to say for the moment.” Dude, the devil asked for your name. Personally. [With Leather]
The smallest host city ever, Klagenfurt, is ready for all them hooligans and rioters to overwhelm their city. But are they ready for girls naked and roaming around in bodypaint? That’s the true test. [Sporting News]

“The Space Cadet” and Phil Jackson’s favorite “Martian”, Vladimir Radmanovic, will be guarding Paul Pierce during the finals. Bill Plaschke thinks that’s a load of bologna. [LA Times]
There’s a shitty toilet aboard the international space station. Good thing they fixed the pipes or else crystallized pooplets would be more common in space. Right? Right. [Chron]
What are lower-class youth doing to up their bravado in England? Dogfighting of course. There’s nothing like your dog chomping off your neighbor’s dog’s leg to display power. [Reuters]
Take that, San Francisco. China institutes a nationwide ban on plastic bags just in time for the Olympics. That’ll tell the world that there are other ways to gag a Tibetan protester! [NY Times]