Heads Up: This Will Remind You That Yao Ming Is Tall And From Shanghai...Forever

Chinese singer/rapper/graffiti facade grinder Neko Zhang has a “hit” single about Yao Ming. It goes something like “Yao Ming Yao Ming…Is tall…He’s from Shanghai…” Anyway, we’re doubting this song will be a top 40 hit in the US, but not because the song sucks donkey penis. It’s because the record company obviously blew their budget on this video…and her makeup. Sheesh. [With Leather]
The Tampa Bay Rays didn’t seem to get their fighting fix last week. This week’s fracaus involved Rays’ catcher Dioner Navarro and pitcher Matt Garza getting into an argument on the mound and then engaging in a shouting match in the dugout. It’s time to sign the Rays’ up for the Friday Night Fights slot on HBO. [MLB]

If you’re questioning Pau Gasol’s intensity during the finals, it’s probably just. How can he get pumped when he doesn’t even know about the Boston/Los Angeles rivalry? Ha! The freaking Onion is great. [The Onion]
Lamar Odom’s charity shirts spark controversy for some. Whatever. We bet this is one way New York and Los Angeles can come together. [Lion In Oil]
Euro 2008 isn’t all about flopping Italians. It’s also about Wags. And The Spoiler’s got a great assortment of Euro 2008’s Wives and Girlfriends. [The Spoiler]