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• It’s a pain when your board snaps in half while you’re trying to ollie off a five foot jump. It’s even worse when broken skateboard launches it’s severed appendage towards your jugular and connects. Wham! Bam! Poof! [With Leather]
• Lorena Ochoa is going after her first US Open victory in her career. Yes, yes. Another Mexican trying to conquer America. Bring it, Lou Dobbs. [BBC]
• Someone just purchased a $55,000 jacket with the eternal stench of Gatorade, spit and sweat. Mmm. [Slam Online!]
• What in the world is up with objects attacking people? An umpire had to leave the Kansas City Royals/Colorado Rockies’ game yesterday after being shanked in the face by a shard that was broken off of a maple bat. No word on if the wood will be fined. [ESPN]
• Here’s a list of the ten players you definitely don’t want linked to your club next year. We’d like to Antonio Cassano and the fat Ronaldo. [The Spoiler]
• Speaking of the fat Ronaldo, he’s going to have a baby girl! Can’t wait until she grows up and we can email her all of our stories about her pop. JK, dawg. JK. [Terra]