Heads Up: Someone Forgot To Tighten The Turnbuckle.

We’ve never seen this clip before and are amazing by that ridiculous mullet the referees resiliant back. Seriously, how did it not snap like that unreliable turnbuckle? [With Leather]
Evander Holyfield’s Georgia home is facing foreclosure. Thankfully, Holyfield gets to keep his fake ear. [WSJ]

A designer in London has created wine glasses that sybolize the seven deadly sins. Geez, if we didn’t already have to deal with Catholic guilt every time we get plastered and throw up on our sidewalk. Thanks for rubbing it in, buddy. [Uncrate]
Besides having to deal with an anxious and overzealous boss, Cristiano Ronaldo is also having trouble drinking water. Poor dude. It’s probably all that sexy time with his big-breasted girlfriend. Bastard. [The Spoiler]
Them Europeans and their alternative swimwear. Wayne Rooney has some interesting friends. [Kickette]
Magic Johnson and Larry Bird: they look really odd together on a split screen. [Awful Announcing]