Heads Up: Standing Behind The Dunk Tank Target Isn't Wise.

This throw isn’t the hardest, but those dunk tank balls are usually hard at the core like a softball. Hence, it’ll probably crack your nose at a meager 25mph. Why this girl was standing directly behind the line of fire, where amateur tossers would be gunning for the target, is a mystery. Maybe it was the only place she could fart without harming anyone? We’ll never know. [Break]
Fox Soccer caption makers aren’t shy about them Euro 2008 girls. Our favorite: “German delicacy: Something tells me this girl isn’t into bratwurst.” Go check out the pics. [Lion In Oil]

German striker Lukas Podolski is considering moving to Tottenham. That means a potential striking force comprised of Giovanni Dos Santos, Samuel Eto’o (if the rumors of him potentially signing are true) and Podolski could be terrorizing the EPL next year. [Daily Mail]
Our friend Mike always says, “Cristiano doesn’t have to wear product in his hair during games. Come on!” Yeah, doesn’t have to walk out in his skibbies to get ice, either. [Guanabee]
We’re assuming the Washington Redskins girls are working overtime as of late because the postseason is so scarce. First it was India, now a street bball tourney. Word. [Busted Coverage]