Heads Up: That's Not The Mighty "Oz" At Turner Field.

Nope. Not even close. It’s a giant cow that personifies the infamous Atlanta Braves chop. You know, the one that undermines Native Americans by echoing a resound “how” and gesturing a chop. It’s a crowd favorite and something blindly treasured by Braves fans the way Barry Bonds was treasured by San Francisco fans. [Deadspin]
It’s never too late to get a rematch on. Jeff Fenech and Asuma Nelson fought 16 years after their first bout and Fenech won decisively in ten rounds. We’ll get the final bout in 2024. [ESPN]

Denver Nuggets’ player Carmelo Anthony was given a years probation and ordered to do 24 hours of community service for driving under the influence. Can we get Don Imus to chime in on this, please? [Denver Post]
Cristiano Ronaldo may be the most desired player on the planet, but Real Madrid won’t go as far as offering him more than 80 million pounds. That’s just ludicrous! [The Sun]
Gymnasts don’t get the wind knocked out of them when they fall flat on their faces during an uneven bar routine. [With Leather]