Looking through Craigslist ads for housekeeping is the next best thing to looking for cocaine under a Sheriff’s ass. One Tampa Bay 50 year old decided a housekeeper’s what he needed since his wife went out of town to care for her sick, old mother. The dude had a bit of a kinky side to him and decided to hire a nude housekeeper. Worked out great except she dusted and polished more than his hardwood…floors.

After the 50-year-old man hired the woman from the Internet on Friday, the maid stole from his suburban Tampa home despite not wearing any clothes, the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office said. The woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour, authorities said.

The man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean, according to sheriff’s office spokeswoman Debbie Carter. When the man’s wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

Remind us again why someone would hire a naked maid and not gawk at her the entire time she’s cleaning? The jury’s still out on that one but the guy was either blind or charging other guys at the door to “get a load of the piece of tail he’s got in the bedroom.” Seriously, that’s the only explanation.

Nude Maid Takes Off With $40k in Jewels [Asylum]
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