We’re usually impressed with soccer freestylers for their flare and agility. But hot damn is that impression amplified when the freestylers are girls. In lingerie. The Spoiler found this video today and you probably shouldn’t watch this video at work because, fair warning, there’s a lot of cleavage and tons of slow motion shots that basically embrace the boob shot to facial to full body pan sequence that you’ll find in every Tara Reid scene ever made. Except these are The Sun’s “Page 3” girls. And they’re hotter. And bustier. And we have no idea how these girls balance a ball on their head when all they’re wearing is lingerie. We find ourselves discontent when we play with a shirt off, and it severely influences our game negatively. Then again, we have a “Smile Now, Cry Later” tattooed on our stomach, in Old English and it’s weird. Ok, we digressed. Video after the jump.

Page 3 girls show their footballing skills [The Spoiler]